Call Me
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Story Summary
Lance Kirkenwald finally got a cell phone. Lance Kirkenwald called his own number. Lance Kirkenwald answered. Lance Kirkenwald answered back. A new call was coming in. Lance Kirkenwald said hello, Lance Kirkenwald said hello, Lance Kirkenwald said hello. Luckily Lance Kirkenwald had unlimited calling.