Loo Ree

Six year old Marsha had an imaginary friend, Loo Ree. But Marsha's teacher discovered Loo Ree was far from imaginary when Loo Ree came to her and asked to learn to read. In short order, Loo Ree had read most of humanities most important literature and admitted to the teacher that she was an emissary attempting to prevent the balance of the universe from shifting.