Grade Level: 5, 6, 7, 8
Page count: 17
A returning combat veteran, who had spent his youth helping his uncle at his shoeshine stand, finds the perfect advertisement for a job - "wanted: shoe shine attendant, must be combat veteran." But when he reports for work, he finds this particular mall caters to an unusual clientele. His first customer is a unicorn, the second a vampire and by the end of the day he must help make peace between a weretiger and his young, vegan, weretiger son.