The Knitting Needle Ninja
Appeared in
Rich & Rare: A Collection of Australian Stories, Poetry and Artwork
Story Summary
After Rodney and his younger brother watched "Revenge of the Master Ninjas" they decided to practice their ninja skills by throwing a screwdriver into a tree. That's when Rodney became the King of Annoying, calling his little brother loser ninja until his brother had a brain explosion and picked up one of their mom's knitting needles and sent it spinning towards Rodney's leg - it couldn't possibly stick, could it?